Unseen Academicals

Terry Pratchett

£9.99

In the magical city of Ankh-Morpork, the beautiful game is about to get really ugly. The wizards of Unseen University are trading their spell books for football books and have to win a match without using any magic – so they’re going to try everything else. To do this, they recruit an unlikely group of players: Trev, a street urchin with a talent for kicking a tin can; Glenda, the night chef who makes a mean pie; Juliet, the kitchen hand turned world’s greatest fashion model; and the mysterious Mr Nutt, who has something powerful, and dark, locked away inside him. And the thing about football – the important thing about football – is that it is not just about football. Here we go, here we go, here we go!

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Publish Date: 04/06/2026

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You've never seen football like this before!

Get into the World Cup spirit with the gloriously inventive and funny fantasy novel from bestselling author Terry Pratchett.

'This isn't just football, it's Discworld football. Or, to borrow another phrase, it's about life, the Universe and everything' The Times

‘Another brilliant and funny book from a master storyteller’ 5-star reader review

In the magical city of Ankh-Morpork, the beautiful game is about to get really ugly. . .

The wizards of Unseen University are trading their spell books for football books and have to win a match without using any magic. . . so they're going to try everything else.

To do this, they recruit an unlikely group of players: Trev, a street urchin with a talent for kicking a tin can; Glenda, the night chef who makes a mean pie; Juliet, the kitchen hand turned world's greatest fashion model; and the mysterious Mr Nutt, who has something powerful, and dark, locked away inside him . . .

And the thing about football – the important thing about football – is that it is not just about football. Here we go, here we go, here we go!

Unseen Academicals is part of the Discworld series, which can be read in any order. If you liked Unseen Academicals, try the rest of the Wizards books!

Praise for the Discworld series:

'One of our greatest fantasists, and beyond a doubt the funniest' George R.R. Martin

‘One of the most consistently funny writers around’ Ben Aaronovitch

‘Pratchett is a master storytellerGuardian

'[Pratchett’s] spectacular inventiveness makes the Discworld series one of the perennial joys of modern fiction' Mail on Sunday

'One of those rare writers who appeals to everyoneDaily Express

Masterful and brilliantFantasy & Science Fiction

‘Pratchett uses his other world to hold up a distorting mirror to our own… he is a satirist of enormous talentincredibly funnycompulsively readable' The Times

‘The best humorous English author since P.G. Wodehouse' The Sunday Telegraph

‘Nothing short of magicalChicago Tribune

'Consistently funny, consistently clever and consistently surprising in its twists and turns' SFX

‘[Discworld is] compulsively readable, fantastically inventive, surprisingly serious exploration in story form of just about any aspect of our world…There's never been anything quite like itEvening Standard

Additional information

Weight 368 g
Dimensions 197 × 128 × 35 mm
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Publisher

Imprint

Cover

Paperback

Pages

544

Language

English

Edition

Reprint

Dewey

823.92 (edition:23)

Readership

General – Trade / Code: K