It’s Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to  step in. They know all Santa’s moves – they’re terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just  LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that’s not all . . . They’ve got another trick  up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . .  ?

?An explosively funny retelling of  Clement C. Moore’s classic poem ‘The Night  Before Christmas’ from the bestselling creator of the  Blazing Bottom  series.    

Discover other books in the bestselling series:  
The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight with the Blazing Bottom
The Princess with the Blazing Bottom
Big Bad Dragon Club

We’re the  Bad Dragon Club and we’re  bad as can be.  
We’re rascals and rogues and wrong’uns all three.  
We’re so full of bad, any badder and we’d burst.  
We’re the Bad Dragon Club and we’re here to do our worst.  

Scorch, Grub and Fang think they are a rather fearsome gang. But when their attempts to cause mayhem somehow keep misfiring and actually HELP people, will these three bad dragons . . . turn good?    

Look out for other, hilarious books by Beach:
The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight with the Blazing Bottom  
The Princess with the Blazing Bottom

Sir Wayne and his dragon are BACK and this time they’re out to rescue a princess held captive by a Big Bad Beast. But WHO exactly will save her? Sir Wayne: who can climb every wall – no moat is too deep, no tower too tall. Or Dragon: so muscly and lean – he can fly and fart flames, he’s a fighting machine! If ONLY there was a way to get the best of both?

This bestselling series is as funny as it is farty, for fans of  The Dinosaur Who Pooped  series, and  I Need a New Bum!

Look out for more fart-tastic fun here:
The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight with the Blazing Bottom  
 
 

Sir Wayne and Dragon are back! And on yet another adventure to get Dragon’s flame round the right way… Luckily Wayne knows JUST what to do BUT! Is doing everything in reverse ALL day long really a good idea? And when the start to dress as each other, swapping EVERYTHING round, what on earth might happen?!

Our story begins with a knight on the town,
Sir Wayne seemed happy, but Dragon was down.
“It’s just so unfair,” he said to his friend.
“Each time I breathe fire it comes out the wrong end!”

A hilariously anarchic picture book, with a truly explosive ending! From the hugely exciting new picture book talent, Beach.  Look out for The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom – out now!