Poo Bum is children’s favourite cheeky rabbit! This time Simon returns in Nooo! Not the Dentist! with his cheeky humour and favourite catchphrase to help young children approach any daunting new experience.

Simon gets a sore tooth so needs to take his first trip to the dentist. The night before the appointment, Simon’s friend Ferdinand makes the most of the chance to show he knows more. Ferdinand uses his full imagination to describe the graphic horrors of the dentist’s chair.

“I will NEVER go to the dentist!” yells Simon.

But his mother takes no notice. When Simon is eventually persuaded onto the dentist chair, insisting his name is “Poo Bum”, he finds a remarkably patient dentist and an experience he wasn’t expecting.

And now he can get on the phone to Ferdinand to explain it doesn’t hurt a bit-not if you’re a Super Rabbit, anyway.

The Simon picture book series is intelligent, funny and adored by toddlers, preschoolers and school-aged children.

Perfect to read aloud and giggle together as a family or for reluctant readers who will enjoy the bold and simple text and cheeky humour.  

“Likely to stop even non-bookish kids in their tracks” The Guardian, The Best Picture books for Children.

Stephanie Blake is the author and illustrator of the hugely successful Simon series and dozens of highly successful books in France, many of them children’s favourites.

Translated from the French edition by Linda Burgess.

When his mother asked him to tidy his room he cried,”Wooolf! The wolf is coming!” and, when she ran away, he did whatever he wanted.

One day he did a wee where he wanted, and the wolf came to get him. “Wooolf!” he cried, but hismother didn’t fall for that.

The wolf got him!

It was just Simon’s father in a wolf mask. Simon promised never to cry wolf again. But when his mother opened the cupboard in the morning, a wolf cried “Awwoooo!”

A funny new book with a twist ending in the worldwide bestselling series about Simon the cheeky rabbit.

Now a series on Netflix.

Simon is children’s favourite cheeky rabbit! With bright and bold illustrations, the Simon picture book series is intelligent, funny and adored by toddlers, preschoolers and school-aged children.

Once there was a little rabbit who could only say one thing…

In the morning his mother would say, “Time to get up, my little rabbit!”

He’d reply: “Poo bum!”

At lunchtime his father would say, “Eat your spinach, my little rabbit!”

He’d reply: “Poo bum!”

One day, he meets a hungry wolf.

Will Simon learn his lesson once and for all?

Absurdly humorous and irrepressible, Simon’s antics are guaranteed entertainment and will have children back for repeat readings — it’s too much fun to say the words “Poo Bum” again and again! While the surprise ending will have the whole family in hysterics, the message is clear, Simon knows perfectly well how to behave when he wants to. But it’s hard when there are so many funny words to say.

Perfect to read aloud and giggle together as a family or for beginning readers who will enjoy the bold and simple text.

The Guardian, ‘The Best Picturebooks for Children’

Simon’s adventures continue in:

Super Rabbit

Nits

I Want Spaghetti

I Don’t Want To Go To School

I’m the Biggest

Stupid Baby