Before the seaside of their youth disappears forever,  two friends from the landlocked Midlands embark on a  peculiar journey to see all the surviving pleasure piers  in England and Wales. With a clapped-out car and not  enough cash, Jon and Danny recruit Midge, a man they  barely know, to be their driver, even though he has to be  back in a fortnight to sign on…
Join Jon and Danny as they take a funny and nostalgic  look at Britishness at the beach, amusement in the  arcades and friendship on the road.