King, Joe – The Bell Bookshop

The Funniest and Grossest Joke Book Ever

Emma — Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000

Why did the baker have smelly hands?Because he kneaded a poo!Did you hear about the guy who farted in a lift?It was wrong on so many levels!Featuring these and many more hilarious howlers about all things disgusting, stinky and gooey to make you yell ‘EWWW’, ‘YUCK’ and laugh out loud!

Little Book Of Football Jokes

Emma — Thu, 03 May 2018 00:00:00 +0000

What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!

Funniest Dinosaur Joke Book Ever

Emma — Thu, 01 Mar 2018 00:00:00 +0000

What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything!Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!

The Funniest Space Joke Book Ever

Emma — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 00:00:00 +0000

Why did the sun go to school?To get brighter!Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket!Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot!Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!

The Little Book of Christmas Jokes

Emma — Thu, 06 Oct 2016 00:00:00 +0000

A perfect stocking filler, The Little Book of Christmas Jokes will keep little ones laughing until the turkey's roasted! Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed.

Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever

Emma — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney?Because he had the floo!How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey – he’s always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!