“Utterly original and very, very funny” The Times

“You will be laughing your socks off” The Guardian

The third book in the Diaries of Pig series of chapter books in full colour – with Pig’s hilarious illustrations, wisdom and awful grammar on every page.

Hello. I is Pig and this is my newest diary. I is not sure why such CRAZY things is always happening to me. All I wants is to eat yummy slops and play games with Duck and Cow, but somehow things never seems to go to plan…

Pig and his friends are safely back on their farm, spending their days playing games and having fun – until a game of hide-and-seek goes badly wrong.

Then Pig’s attempt to make it better goes even more wrong when his friend Cow gets kidnapped!

Pig and Duck are the only ones who can save her.

Join them on their mission which will take them across land and sea.

With more fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure from this much-loved set of characters. Complete with colour illustrations throughout.

• Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packed with Pig’s own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loud humour that children (and adults) will love
• Author and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behind the cult-hit John Lewis Christmas adverts
• Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy Kid and the  Babe films

PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG

“Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers your child won’t have seen anything like this before”. – Junior

“The jovial diary entries of Pig, and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imagination involved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight. I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this.” – The Bookbag

“Children and adults alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal story” – Booktrust

“children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique voice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each book.” -  Books For Topics

BOOKS BY EMER STAMP

• The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 1)
• Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
• The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 3)
• The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 4)

“Children and adults alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal story”  – Booktrust

The second book in the Diaries of Pig series of chapter books now in full colour – with Pig’s hilarious illustrations, wisdom and awful gammar on every page.

Pig couldn’t be happier.

Life with the vegetarian farmers is perfect, and best of all, he has a new friend, Kitty.

Kitty is a fellow vegetarian, she purrs over Pig’s every move, laughing at his jokes and even gave him his new diary!

Of course, only Duck can see Kitty for the cunning, jealous, hungry cat she is.

Pig won’t believe she’s up to something until he’s eaten the entirety of the farmers’ prize crop and is half way to the pie factory.

• Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packed with Pig’s own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loud humour that children (and adults) will love
• Author and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behind the cult-hit John Lewis Christmas adverts
• Perfect for fans of TOM GATES and DIARY OF A WIMPY KID
• “Utterly original and very, very funny” – The Times
• “You will be laughing your socks off” – The Guardian

PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG

“Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers your child won’t have seen anything like this before”. – Junior

“The jovial diary entries of Pig, and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imagination involved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight. I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this.” – The Bookbag

“Children and adults alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal story” – Booktrust

“children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique voice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each book.” -  Books For Topics

BOOKS BY EMER STAMP

• The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 1)
• Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
• The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 3)
• The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 4)

The first book in the Diaries of Pig series of chapter books, now in full colour – filled with Pig’s hilarious illustrations, wisdom and awful grammar on every page.

We love Pig (we can’t help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can’t help it either.

After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatter he gets.

Just as well Pig doesn’t speak any Farmer.

But Duck does (Duck’s clever like that), and he’s determined his best friend should know the truth.

This is tough for Pig.

But Pig won’t just sit there and weep (though we may do, on his behalf), because there’s help from an unexpected quarter: the Evil Chickens have a plan…

• Children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique voice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each book.
• For fans of the Babe films  

PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG

“Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers your child won’t have seen anything like this before”. – Junior

“The jovial diary entries of Pig, and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imagination involved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight. I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this.” – The Bookbag

“Children and adults alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal story” – Booktrust

“children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique voice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each book.” -  Books For Topics

Praise for the colour edition

“I laughed all the way through” – Miss Suffield, SLA School Librarian of the Year 2018

“Young readers are treated to an upgraded version which is now in full colour, with bold and bright pictures throughout” – Mrs Sydney’s World’s Smallest Library

BOOKS BY EMER STAMP

• The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 1)
• Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
• The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 3)
• The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 4)

Meet Stix … a small mouse facing a very big challenge. It’s the summer term and that means the annual ‘sports night’ competition with PESTS local rivals, VERMIN.

These ‘outdoor’ pests are a tough bunch. Their waspy headteacher, Sir Sting-a-lot, runs their school out of the dilapidated garden shed. VERMIN are streetwise and in a league of their own, but it’s been years since PESTS have lifted the trophy, but Stix and his friends are determined to do their best.

So when VERMIN suddenly lose their edge and PESTS take the lead, it seems like their positive thinking has paid off. But something is amiss – and it has Professor Armageddon written all over it. Can PESTS take down their old enemy and beat their rivals? It’s PESTS for the win!

‘Riotously funny, with enough expressive drawings and poo jokes to delight Pig fans as well as new readers’ – Guardian

Stix is the tiny but heroic mouse that could be living behind YOUR washing machine. You wouldn’t know it though, because Stix knows how to stay hidden. That’s because Stix goes to P.E.S.T.S. – the Peewit Educatorium for Terrible Scoundrels – a school for pests in the basement of Peewit Mansions where Stix lives. At P.E.S.T.S. they teach you how to run around causing mischief without those pesky humans ever knowing you’re there. But now Peewit Mansions has a new landlord, the evil Colin Royale and his pet pooch The Duchess, and he wants everyone out – pests included. Stix and his friends are going to have to scare them away if they want to save their home and school. Sounds like a job for the PESTS …

‘Riotously funny, with enough expressive drawings and poo jokes to delight Pig fans as well as new readers’ – Guardian

The first book in the Pig series of chapter books in diary form – with Pig’s hilarious illustrations on every page.

We love Pig (we can’t help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can’t help it either.

After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatter he gets.

Just as well Pig doesn’t speak any Farmer.

But Duck does (Duck’s clever like that), and he’s determined his best friend should know the truth.

This is tough for Pig.

But Pig won’t just sit there and weep (though we may do, on his behalf), because there’s help from an unexpected quarter: the Evil Chickens have a plan…

• children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique voice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each book.

BOOKS BY EMER STAMP

• The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 1)
• Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
• The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 3)
• The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 4)

The second book in the Pig series of chapter books in diary form – with Pig’s hilarious illustrations on every page.

Pig couldn’t be happier.

Life with the vegetarian farmers is perfect, and best of all, he has a new friend, Kitty.

Kitty is a fellow vegetarian, she purrs over Pig’s every move, laughing at his jokes and even gave him his new diary!

Of course, only Duck can see Kitty for the cunning, jealous, hungry cat she is.

Pig won’t believe she’s up to something until he’s eaten the entirety of the farmers’ prize crop and is half way to the pie factory.

• children will laugh themselves silly with Pig’s unique voice, terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each book.

BOOKS BY EMER STAMP

• The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 1)
• Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)
• The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 3)
• The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig,  book 4)